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I have no idea what I'm doing, I was looking for puppies and must have taken a wrong turn …




Well, let's see . . .
First, the earth cooled. Then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and turned into oil. Then we burned that oil to power dial-up modems, fax machines, and GeoCities fan pages.

MTV and MuchMusic got swallowed by reality TV, and TikTok taught us that dancing is now a survival skill.

Zuckerberg built a digital panopticon, Google mapped our souls, and privacy became a bedtime story we tell our cookies.

Then came AI. It started with poetry, but quickly pivoted to generating disturbingly realistic nudes of people who don’t exist.

In response, Trump mandated that schools merge art class with sex ed. Assignments involved sketching tasteful nudes of him and Putin riding bareback on My Little Pony unicorns, galloping on a beach into the sunset.

And finally, Prince Charles became King Charles, started wearing the Queen’s wardrobe, and Camilla was last seen in a crown made of expired Tesco receipts.

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